Realistically ,

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littleharleythings:

I’m not a traditional witch.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"So my friend’s mom knitted my cat a hat today." [mo5es22]

tastefullyoffensive:

"So my friend’s mom knitted my cat a hat today." [mo5es22]

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osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces

squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

(Source: chrismaggio, via ruinedchildhood)

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knifeson:

Yo! st. Patrick 

knifeson:

Yo! st. Patrick 

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Permalink | 39,501 notes | March 17, 2014

The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming - it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.

(Source: yourfuckingmuse, via ruinedchildhood)

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